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These are the stories that I've rescued from my youth. Relativity More to come...
There were three of us in the car – my dad, the fly, and me. We were headed into the city to celebrate my birthday. Not the fly. The fly was just hitchhiking. Or maybe he was a stowaway. I don’t know. I just know that he was along for the ride. Maybe it was … Continue reading Relativity
Admiral Elk’s Practical Parables for Perfectly Polite People Tales of Budge More to come...
The Story of the Three Bears and Goldilocks Three Bears sit down for a nice meal, only to have it ruined. Your Invisible Alligator A story of a boy and his alligator who happens to be invisible, the alligator, of course, not the boy.
You have an invisible alligator. You do not know his name. You do not know where he came from. You simply know he is there. You, of course, can see him while others cannot. Your invisible alligator could eat you. You know that, but your invisible alligator is not interested in eating you or anyone … Continue reading Your Invisible Alligator
The three bears sat down for their meal. Almost immediately, the complaints began. “This porridge is too hot,” said Papa Bear. “This porridge is too cold,” said Mama Bear. “Complain, complain, complain!” cried out Baby Bear. “All you ever seem to do is complain! Can’t we find something constructive to do? I mean, seriously, if … Continue reading The Story of the Three Bears and Goldilocks